So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
not ubering you a puppy
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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