rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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