She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
