I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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