Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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