Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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