I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
that may or may not have been my penis.
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