after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Pants are for mortals
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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