I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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