I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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