its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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