he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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