yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
