I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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