is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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