Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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