What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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