Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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