I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We had to coat check the pizza.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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