I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
