You can't motorboat a personality
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Found your dick twin last night
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Randomize
