I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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