So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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