I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He better not be in your backpack
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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