Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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