It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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