I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You've changed since you got that strap on
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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