She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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