other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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