Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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