I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I think my moral compass just broke
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