A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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