when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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