He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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