Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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