That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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