I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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