I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
where are my eyebrows?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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