sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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