love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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