i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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