You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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