just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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