Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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