Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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