Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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