I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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