Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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