sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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