And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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