i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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